I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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