i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
The power of my boobs compel you
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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