I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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