If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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