Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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