I'm pants shitting drunk right now
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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