its not stalking. its research.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm just crazy horny about you
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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