i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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