As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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