I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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