dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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