i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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