Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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