It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We got so high we made milksteak
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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