He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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