just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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