I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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