I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Dear god my vagina.
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