i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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