are you so shy because you have an std?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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