are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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