My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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