well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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