Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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