I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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