I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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