dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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