i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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