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• (440): View more from Ohio

  thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?

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  ... about that ...

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car

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• (949): View more from California

  "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work

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