i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?