drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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