He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
