so explain again why im purple
no
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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