In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.