if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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