we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.