Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(843): View more from South Carolina

he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number

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(404): View more from Georgia

"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?

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(408): View more from California

she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.

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(917): View more from New York City

someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?

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(415): View more from California

That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star

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