Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off

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(515): View more from Iowa

...there is blood under my fingernails.

(515): View more from Iowa

...I hope my roomates are okay.

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(616): View more from Michigan

the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.

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(907): View more from Alaska

On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I will be naked everywhere

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(562): View more from California

The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.

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