and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.