2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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