ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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