No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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