in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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