I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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