Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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