I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Life is so much better after having sex.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I did not marry a roomba.
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