We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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