i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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