Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I have post one night stand depression
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