I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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