I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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