He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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