Dual....:-)
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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