ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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