does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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