is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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