Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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