Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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