How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian