He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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