you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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