Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's shark week go big or go home
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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